Competition Terms & GDPR Gubbins

All the boring legal shizzle now. We’ve made it fun though.

Terms & Conditions and GDPR stuff…

Your manky old water butt
Firstly, this is a competition for a completely FREE BREAK. We are using that incentive to build our Social Media channels and mailing list. If you aren’t really a Social media person, or don’t want to subscribe to our mailing list, then this isn’t for you. If you think this is unfair, then give away your stuff and you can make the rules! I’m not going to moan if I can’t win your manky old water butt because your terms & conditions don’t suit me.

Epic prize!
The prize is a FOUR-NIGHT MIDWEEK BREAK at The Granary Barn @ Woodfarm Barns in Stonham Aspal, Suffolk. It is to be taken between 31st October 2025 and 28th March 2026, subject to availability, excluding things like Christmas, New Year, Valentine’s Day, Easter, School and Bank Holidays, etc. You have a full five months to take your FREE BREAK!

Plus you’ll have a delicious Suffolk Holiday Hamper from our friends at Palfrey & Co in Debenham, and a tail-wagging Doggy Hamper from our friends at Doodledales if you have furry family coming with you.

It’ll be for up to two adults and up to three dogs.

This competition will run through until April 30th or thereabouts. We will draw our WINNER using a random number generator on Google. We’ll email every entrant at that time, win or lose to let you know who won. There is no cash alternative.

Please note that we cannot announce the winner first on Social Media; it has to be by email. If we do not hear back from you within 24 hours of notifying you that you have won, we will pick another correct entrant until someone responds. By entering you do consent to us announcing your name on Social Media once you have accepted your prize. We won’t divulge any personal info of course, it’ll just be your name. We’d obviously really appreciate it if you could then shout it from the rooftops though!

Victor Meldrew clause: If all that doesn’t suit you or you are of the opinion that “no-one ever wins these” then feel free to not enter and gaze at your navel instead. There may be some fluff there, who knows? We have given away so many prizes over the years to some very happy people, but you’ll never be one of them if you bumble through life with Meldrew shaped chips on your shoulders. At least you’ll have some fluff though.

GDPR gubbins…
We absolutely never share your info and we retain it purely and simply so we can keep you informed. Informed of our regular Competitions like this one, Exclusive VIP Offers, Cancellations, Events, Places of Interest to you, and News from around the beautiful County of Suffolk. It is called Marketing. We keep you informed of this good stuff so that you may consider us when making your holiday and short break decisions. That’s why we do this!

If you do not wish to hear about the things mentioned, you can opt out now by not entering and making a cup of tea instead, or at any time simply by unsubscribing. We do not bombard you. This is just a small, independent business, having fun and working hard to promote escapes from the norm in Suffolk; that’s all. We are not out to get you! Honestly!

We would love to stay in touch with you but it is your choice. We have built our database in a very professional and responsible way and we continually give you the opportunity to not hear from us again. If you choose to ‘leave’ us then we wish you all the best for the future and hope you have enjoyed reading what we have had to say in the past. Oh, and we miss you already. No, we really do!

PS. No water butts were harmed in the making of this legal statement.