
Bluey the Biewer Terrier reviewing Woodfarm Barns
By Carl Scott
Hi, my name is Bluey. I’m a 12 month old Biewer Terrier.
Yeah, probably never heard of that breed. KC registered in USA in Canada. Not heard of it? Kinda like a Yorkie: worth a Google.
Both the people I’m with have been before some four or five years ago with two dogs that sadly have gone to the kennels in the sky.
Compliments to a guy called Carl and his team. Got everything I want; my own biscuit jar, a few wood pigeons I can see off, and a chat with some other guests on the bark line.
Both my owners have got dodgy knees so the Hot Tub apparently did the trick. They said the Four Horseshoes had the best tucker. Took a ride out to Southwold, found the Harbour Inn. A little walk along the River Blythe before they dived into Scampi and chips. All I got was a few mini cheddars and a bowl of water.
Anyway, if they are happy so am I. Great place to stay. Go anywhere else you’d be barking mad!
Bluey, with Leon and Colleen.
Rough translation for your dogs…
YIP-YIP! WOOF!
SNIFF-SNIFF! GRUFF!
ZOOM-ZOOM-ZOOM!
ARF! ARF! ARF!
GRRRR! BARK-BARK-BARK!
WAG-WAG! YIP!
GRUFF-GRUFF-GRRRRREAT!
SNORT! SNIFF! YAP-YAP!
SPLASH-SPLASH! GRUFF?
CRUNCH-CRUNCH! WHINE!
YIP! YIP! TAIL-FLAP!
ZOOMIES! ZOOMIES! ZOOMIES!
BARK-BARK! GRRRR!
WOOF! ARF! ARF!
WAG-WAG-WAG-WAG!
ZOOOOOOOOM!
GRUFF! BARK! YIP-YAP-YIP!
AROOOOOOOOO!