15% OFF with THE PAWS-PERITY PARTY
By Carl Scott
It’s election time once more, and all the parties have been trotting out their policies all over the radio and TV, making claims they hope you will believe, and generally getting their doctors to spin webs to woo you over.
You’ve heard the rest, now hear from the best. The only party guaranteed to tell you the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth. It’s time for the Woodfarm pledge!
Let’s kick off with a big dose of transparency and honesty as you would expect from us: There’s a lot of uncertainty about right now. Uncertainty about what though? Well, as much as we’d like to have the country run properly, the biggest thing on most of our minds is “am I going to be worse off after the election?”.
How about we tackle that one head on and give you an EXCLUSIVE ELECTION OFFER to make you better off straight away? Back to transparency, I’ve said before that bookings tail off in the run up to every election or vote, simply due to that old pest, uncertainty. To combat this, we’ve decided to give you a whopping 15% OFF all new bookings for July and August, made between now and the election!
Yup, the Paws-perity Party just made you 15% better off!
Place any booking starting in July or August 2024, and use the Voucher Code PAWS15 to get your 15% OFF!
And there’s so much more to our 8 Point Manifesto…
1: Economy
We just made you 15% better off immediately! What more can we do?!?!
2: Zero Spin
Our website is chocka-block with genuine photos, videos & reviews. No spin, just all the stuff you know and trust.
3: Education
We will teach you how to relax when you come and stay. How do we know this? It’s what we’ve been doing for the last 15 years. Yes folks, we outlasted the Tory government, by delivering what we promised!
4: Health
You come to us to chill out. What can be healthier for you than that? Next!
5: Interest rates
We know we have a high rate of interest in what we do, so although our rate of interest is high, that’s a good thing for once. Oh, our interest free instalment plan is as low as the interest rate can get though! See what we did there?
6: Inflation
We have deflated the price by 15% for you for July & August. That is literally the best inflation there is!
7: Environment
Whether you soak up the stunning views over in Woodfarm Tuscany, relax on the river aboard one of our Barges, or breathe in the country air at our Barns, we have your environment covered!
8: Dogs
We welcome up to 3 Dogs in each property with our manifesto, and they all stay completely FREE!
There we have it folks. I hope we can count on your vote, as well as you taking advantage of this Exclusive 15% Discount offer!
Head straight to our Prices & Availability page
TERMS & CONDITIONS
This offer is for all new bookings starting in July & August, placed between now and the date of the 2024 General Election on July 4th 2024. We cannot apply this to bookings already made I’m afraid. It is a new, limited time offer.
We cannot add TOGS as well if you are a returning customer. You will earn TOGS on this stay towards your next one though.
If you book immediately before the election and would normally be entitled to a Last Minute Discount, you will just get this election offer, not both. Soz.
