The most Unique Holiday Cottages

World Leaders in Unique Holiday Cottages

We are absolutely over the moon to tell you about our latest project, which certainly puts us on top of the world of Unique Holiday Cottages.

We thought we’d cracked it with our Dutch Barges as they are truly unique holiday cottages, and we even had one featured in The Times ’50 most unusual holiday homes in the UK 2018′ list, as well as having our other barge in another Times article in 2018!

Unique Holiday Cottages on the Moon

However, we have been working for some time now on an exciting new groundbreaking project to unquestionably put us as the undisputed World Leader in Unique Holiday Cottages.

At the turn of the century, I had the foresight to purchase a plot of land on the Moon for my daughter as a Christmas present. Well, as we are in the holiday cottage industry together some 18 years later, we are delighted to announce that we are now putting that land to good use and will be the first people anywhere in the world to have a Holiday Cottage on the Moon!

Unique Holiday Cottages don't get any more unique

When I think back all those years, it was a big investment for me to make but I am so glad I did it now!

Yes, you read that correctly. Moonfarm Barns will be the first Holiday Cottage business on this planet, as well as any of those in our Solar System, to be able to receive guests on the Moon!

The piece of land I bought is in a cracking spot in the Northwest on the Lunar Map, which is so handy for the local shops, beaches, wildlife reserves and lakes, as well as some fabulous pubs, restaurants and coffee shops.

There’s still quite a bit of development to finish off in the area but it will be awesome. Trust me, I wouldn’t make this up!

Moonfarm barns Unique Holiday CottagesWe have been busy getting it ready and as you can see, we’re all set to go. The garden needs a little work but we were too excited to keep this from you any longer! Yes, of course, it will be dog-friendly too, so your pooches will not miss out.

We have teamed up with Elon Musk who has experience of driving cars in space and he has very kindly offered to taxi our guests to and from the Moon, which is great news. The cost of a stay on Moonfarm Barns will be in line with our Holiday Cottages on earth, but we are just waiting to see what Elon is going to charge. He says he’s got to get his car back first as he’s sort of lost it.

So if you thought our Barges were Unique Holiday Cottages, then this takes it one step further and Sunday 1st April 2018 seems as good a time as any to announce it to the world!

Reasons to Stay at Woodfarm, Suffolk

We happen to think what we have on offer is pretty bloomin' good. However, we thought you might like a bunch of reasons to stay, other than we think you should!

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Brilliant beaches! Suffolk has an incredible Heritage Coast, with great beaches, all in easy reach of us.

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We don't just tolerate Dogs, we welcome them! We've built a strong reputation in this market, and we're proud of it!

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Pawesome, fully-enclosed two acre Pooch Paddock for your Dogs to go bonkers and make new friends in.

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Free Doggy treats, Dog bowls, and Dog towels. Our furry friends even get Woodfarm branded poop bag holders!

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Visit England Gold Awards coming out of our ears, as well as their coveted ROSE Award for Service Excellence.

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Well in excess of 1,000 Five Star Tripadvisor, Facebook & Google Reviews. Over 25% of our guests come back!

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Private Hot tubs with seven of our eight Barns and Cottages. The ultimate in relaxation, just because you're worth it.

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Areas of Outstanding Natural Beauty. Yes, plural. Two AONB's on our doorstep! Suffolk Coast & Heaths, and Dedham Vale.

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Stunning river walks directly from your gangplank on either Barge! Wildlife and breathtaking scenery in abundance.

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