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As the 2015 election reaches fever pitch we figured it was time to let you all read the Woodfarm Party Manifesto.

If you are confused as to who to vote for then have a little look at the one party that makes everything clear. Our main policy is offering luxury holiday cottages in the heart of rural Suffolk to every single man, woman, child and family pet. We will charge for this of course but we publish all of our prices on our website so we are not hiding any financial info from you, not that we are suggesting the other parties are of course!

The main party leaders have been on their tour buses and on the TV debates but we’ve stayed out of this bun fight as they all seem to be getting a little worked up. I have been out campaigning though to the Woodfarm ducks, fish and rabbits and they are all behind me. They love our holiday cottages and although they are all immigrants they are welcome here and they all play their part. Guests love them!

Ducks & Fish at our luxury holiday cottages

So, our manifesto pledge…

“We promise to deliver luxury Suffolk holiday cottages 365 days of the year from as little as £55 per night. And until the end of election month we are even giving you some fabulous local brews absolutely FREE!”

Suffolk brews with our luxury holiday cottages

There you have it! No rubbish, no far-fetching impossible goals that we won’t be able to meet, no massaging the figures, and no discrimination. It’s plain, simple Gold Award-winning, luxury, Five Star Tripadvisor reviewed holiday cottages in the heart of rural Suffolk enabling you to have a very relaxing escape from the norm.

EnjoyEngland Golda award for all our Suffolk holiday cottages

So if you are in a stew over Sturgeon, browned off with Bennett, done with Dave, mardy with Milliband, clapped out with Clegg or naffed off with Nigel, then check out our commitment to you on all the main election issues;

* Holiday cottages for all

We will continue to deliver these lovely self-catering Suffolk holiday cottages with you as we have done throughout the current coalition reign. If you are in any doubt as to our track record, check out our Five Star reviews on Tripadvisor or read through the thousands of testimonials on our website.

Kitchen Garden in Woodfarm House. Ideal for large group holidays in Suffolk

* Health

We have clean, fresh air and clear skies, with no light pollution. We have FREE bicycles for you to use. Our welcome folders have all the info you need on local doctors surgeries, vets and hospitals. And we have a pack of plasters for dealing with emergencies.

* Education

Well, we have tons of info on the local area, educating you on Suffolk and providing you with more holidaymaker information than you could possibly read whilst you are on your holiday or short break with us. We also have an entire website dedicated to educating you on the best places to eat and drink, walk, cycle, shop, visit, have fun etc. Where Do We will tell you everything you need. There are NO tuition fees for this; it is FREE to all.

* Immigration

We let anybody come and have a holiday here but we only let people stay who pay their way, regardless of nationality. We even let other species come! We do not discriminate in any way. The only immigrants who don’t pay anything are the ducks, fish, rabbits, birds, moorhens, pheasants, owls, muntjacs and the bees. They do provide an invaluable service though and any burden to the Woodfarm state such as feeding them is covered by us, not you.

Doggy guest at our luxury holiday cottages in Suffolk

* Child benefit

If you are holidaying with toddlers or even kids in Woodfarm House then there are some great benefits. There are games, bikes, DVDs and we even have Bop It! Kids love it here so there will even be a benefit to you too!

* Benefits system

You are able to relax and escape the norm. Nuff said!

So there you have it; the Woodfarm Manifesto. Now all you need is our vote-winning strap-line; Erm…

“Lovely holiday cottages. In Suffolk. Where it’s really nice”

Ok, it may not be as snazzy as some of the others but we didn’t pay much for it.

If that lot isn’t enough then we are happy to bribe you to win your vote! If you want to get away from the election then we will give you a plethora of delicious ‘local brews’ with growing national notoriety absolutely FREE of charge for the rest of May. All you need to do is use the Voucher Code ‘LOCALBREW’ when making your booking!

* Adnams of Southwold – Perhaps Suffolk’s best known export and a huge hit with our holiday cottage guests!

* Aspall – Fine Cyder from around the corner in… well, Aspall. Again, nationally known and growing in popularity!

* St Peter’s – Great beers from a former Suffolk monastery and the empties are a common sight in our bottle banks.

* James White – Brilliant hedgerow-inspired juices and cordials from nearby Ashbocking. Natural and refreshing.

* Paddy & Scott’s – Superb coffee from Earl Soham. A true independent with a number of branded coffee shops now.

* Butterworth & Sons – Tea smiths producing fine Suffolk tea in small batches in Bury St Edmunds.

Butterworth and sons Suffolk tea with our holiday cottages

So this thirst-quenching basket of goodies will be waiting in your holiday cottage for you for all breaks taken, beginning or ending in May. Simply use the Voucher Code ‘LOCALBREW’ when booking your luxury Spring break.

The contents may vary a little depending on local availability but you can expect two bottles of Adnams, Aspalls and St Peter’s, as well as a large bottle of James White’s juice, a packet of Paddy & Scotts and a box of Butterworth & Son. Woodfarm House bookings will receive more of course, depending on how many people are staying.

So vote with your feet and check out all our prices & availability. Have a good look around the site if you haven’t already, choose your cottage and book your break.

May the best party win!

Reasons to Stay at Woodfarm, Suffolk

We happen to think what we have on offer is pretty bloomin' good. However, we thought you might like a bunch of reasons to stay, other than we think you should!

beach huts
all accommodation

Brilliant beaches! Suffolk has an incredible Heritage Coast, with great beaches, all in easy reach of us.

dog paw print
all accommodation

Dogs stay FREE, and we don't just tolerate them, we welcome them! We've built our reputation on this, and we're proud of it!

at the barns

Pawesome, fully-enclosed two acre Pooch Paddock for your Dogs to go bonkers and make new friends in.

dog biscuit
all accommodation

Free Doggy treats, Dog bowls, and Dog towels. Our furry friends even get Woodfarm branded poop bag holders!

all accommodation

Visit England Gold Awards coming out of our ears, as well as their coveted ROSE Award for Service Excellence.

thumbs up
all accommodation

Well in excess of 1,000 Five Star Tripadvisor, Facebook & Google Reviews. Over 25% of our guests come back!

hot tubs
all accommodation

Private Hot tubs with seven of our eight Barns and Cottages. The ultimate in relaxation, just because you're worth it.

all accommodation

Areas of Outstanding Natural Beauty. Yes, plural. Two AONB's on our doorstep! Suffolk Coast & Heaths, and Dedham Vale.

river walks
on the barges

Stunning river walks directly from your gangplank on either Barge! Wildlife and breathtaking scenery in abundance.

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