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12 days of Christmas at Woodfarm

We all know the words to the 12 days of Christmas but we’ve re-written it just to give you a very special Christmas present from us, worth over £60!

We did our own take on the 12 days of Christmas last year to bring you a very special offer and it went so well we’re doing it again this year!

You may think that it is a much treasured traditional, seasonal song and shouldn’t be tampered with. However, in true Woodfarm style, we do like to buck the trend so we’ve kinda juggled with it to bring you a new perspective with a Suffolk twist…

We’re using our version to give you a lovely Christmas present from us!

The 12 days of Christmas starts on Christmas Day and ends on the 5th January. So, all you need to do is book any 2018 break during the Twelve Days of Christmas and you will have all these mouth-watering treats waiting for you when you arrive! You don’t need to actually come before the 5th January, you just need to book your 2018 break by then, and you MUST use the Voucher Code given below.

Please note we cannot apply this offer in conjunction with any other offer or retrospectively to any existing booking, or if you see this offer after booking. It is a new offer just for the 12 days of Christmas to incentivise people to book. That’s why they are called “special offers”. We cannot be clearer on this.

It’ll contain all sorts of amazing foodie treats such as locally produced tarts, pies, cheeses, etc., as well as their life-changing chocolate brownies! There’ll also be some local beer or cyder in there, as well as crisps, crackers, chutney, etc. too, so plenty to feast on during your Suffolk stay.

Next, you’ll find a chilled bottle of Champagne in your fridge waiting for you to toast your occasion, whatever that may be.

So you can get the fire going (if it’s that kind of weather), pop the cork and put your feet up with your loved one, relax and unwind.

Now you have everything you need to complete your 12 days of Christmas treat.

Almost…

All you need now is chocolate!

Well, we have that covered too! You’ll also find an amazing box of local, handmade chocolates waiting for you too!

These fabulous honey and sea salt chocolates are handmade in Suffolk, with the help of some very friendly Suffolk bees.

So, we hope you like the sound of our Christmas present to you! All you need to do to scoop all these tasty treats is to book your 2018 break, any time up until the 12th day of Christmas (5th January) and use this Voucher Code; twelve. And you’ll have all this lot waiting for you when you arrive.

If you book Woodfarm House or Onderneming, there will be a much larger hamper!

2018 is booking VERY quickly and we are way ahead of last year again so do book early to avoid disappointment. We all hear that phrase but I am turning a lot of enquiries away simply because we are heavily booked. Just CLICK HERE to go straight to our availability page and get yourselves booked in and grab these goodies!

Please note this cannot be used in conjunction with any other offers including our £25 Discount for first time guests. I’m generous but not daft.

So, to our re-written song.

Our take on the lyrics is below and it was written in 2016 before we had our Barges and we only had three Hot Tubs.

Showing you how it’s done is my lovely friend and bandmate Fern Teather. Whilst I got her to do this daft version of the 12 Days of Christmas for me, she is actually a very talented singer/ songwriter so do check out her website!

On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me, a weekend in the country.

On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me, two local lakes on a weekend in the country.

On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me, three hot tubs, two local lakes, on a weekend in the country.

On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me, four coffee shops, three hot tubs, two local lakes, on a weekend in the country.

On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me, five dog walks, four coffee shops, three hot tubs, two local lakes, on a weekend in the country.

On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me, six Suffolk barns, five dog walks, four coffee shops, three hot tubs, two local lakes, on a weekend in the country.

On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me, seven Koi a-swimming, six Suffolk barns, five dog walks, four coffee shops, three hot tubs, two local lakes, on a weekend in the country.

On the eighth day of Christmas my true love gave to me, eight pubs for drinking, seven Koi a-swimming, six Suffolk barns, five dog walks, four coffee shops, three hot tubs, two local lakes, on a weekend in the country.

On the ninth day of Christmas my true love gave to me, nine beaches beaching, eight pubs for drinking, seven Koi a-swimming, six Suffolk barns, five dog walks, four coffee shops, three hot tubs, two local lakes, on a weekend in the country.

On the tenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me, ten bikes for biking, nine beaches beaching, eight pubs for drinking, seven Koi a-swimming, six Suffolk barns, five dog walks, four coffee shops, three hot tubs, two local lakes, on a weekend in the country.

On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me, eleven sights for seeing, ten bikes for biking, nine beaches beaching, eight pubs for drinking, seven Koi a-swimming, six Suffolk barns, five dog walks, four coffee shops, three hot tubs, two local lakes, on a weekend in the country.

On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me a twelve-roomed farmhouse, eleven sights for seeing, ten bikes for biking, nine beaches beaching, eight pubs for drinking, seven Koi a-swimming, six Suffolk barns, five dog walks, four coffee shops, three hot tubs, two local lakes, on a weekend in the country.

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Reasons to Stay at Woodfarm, Suffolk

We happen to think what we have on offer is pretty bloomin' good. However, we thought you might like a bunch of reasons to stay, other than we think you should!

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Brilliant beaches! Suffolk has an incredible Heritage Coast, with great beaches, all in easy reach of us.

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Dogs stay FREE, and we don't just tolerate them, we welcome them! We've built our reputation on this, and we're proud of it!

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at the barns

Pawesome, fully-enclosed two acre Pooch Paddock for your Dogs to go bonkers and make new friends in.

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Free Doggy treats, Dog bowls, and Dog towels. Our furry friends even get Woodfarm branded poop bag holders!

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Visit England Gold Awards coming out of our ears, as well as their coveted ROSE Award for Service Excellence.

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Well in excess of 1,000 Five Star Tripadvisor, Facebook & Google Reviews. Over 25% of our guests come back!

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Private Hot tubs with seven of our eight Barns and Cottages. The ultimate in relaxation, just because you're worth it.

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Areas of Outstanding Natural Beauty. Yes, plural. Two AONB's on our doorstep! Suffolk Coast & Heaths, and Dedham Vale.

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Stunning river walks directly from your gangplank on either Barge! Wildlife and breathtaking scenery in abundance.

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